September 17 2019

Band Names ~ Talking to your kids

I’m old.

Thanks for stopping by.

Oh… your still here?

We’ll I guess I better elaborate a bit more on my initial topic sentence.

You see it all started when these neighborhood kids starting walking on my lawn. I got out of my rocker and waggled my cane at them yelling “Get off my lawn!”

Well one thing led to another and then the cops showed up. As the cops were ducking my head into the back of one of their paddy wagons (that’s old timer speak for you whipper snappers out there), I broke free and yelled at them and their dog, “I would have gotten away with too if it hadn’t been for you kids and your dog!”

Too much?

Too soon?

what was I talking about again?

why don’t you visit more? I get lonely here…


Hey kid, wanna pull my finger?

So…. the kids and I are getting into the car (2006 subaru Baja baby!) and a song comes on the radio. My son(9) says, “This must be your favorite song.” I say, “No, what makes you think that?” He says, “Its always on.” I pause momentarily to process that statement. The song was playing on the radio and I then explain that to him and say I have no control over what they play. My daughter then asks, “What is your favorite song?” I process that and one of the first things to come to mind is the song ‘Blue Monday’ by New Order.” (This song is 30+ years ago). “But… the Orgy remix of it is also one of my favorites.” (holy noodle lovers that song is 20+ years ago).

They didn’t say anything and we’re at a red light so I picked up my phone and spoke to google and had the youtube video of the orgy version start playing so they could hear it.

The light turned green and we puttered off as the song continued and I began thinking to myself ‘Do the kids even know what an orgy is?’

That wasn’t something I wanted to explore at that moment but it didn’t stop my mind from going on yet another tangent of… ‘what is the worst band name i’ve ever heard of?’ I would have to say it’s Butthole Surfers. Then my mind decided to double down and come up with my own twisted band name and came up with Nipples Shavings.

Yep, breaking news, here and now. The name of my never-ventual band will be Nipple Shavings.

Your welcome world!

I think Pull My Finger was already taken

Tootles ya Noodles

Posted 2019/09/17 by TheWriteDave in category "Uncategorized

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