Hello,

I am not sure how you found this page but you have my condolences. Yes, I am a sarcastic bastard and you are gullible for having ended up here so who is truly worse off?

Along the right edge, within the links on this site, under the name “MyNovels.info”, you will see my various works. Feel free to skim their synopsis, or should you feel the need, flee in terror.

I don’t have my full novels downloadable at this time but should you wish to get a copy just send me an email and I will get back to you.

My email is (without spaces): The Write Dave @ gmail.com

-Darth Dave (the Dork)