I had never been there before. The wife and I brought our, nine and five-year-old, kids who had an OH MY GOD SO EFFIN SLOW time with all the attractions in the park.

We got through maybe a third of the place.

What is it with having everyone NOT going to the bathroom at the same time? At the end of every other ride, I would ask the kids “bathroom break?” before getting on the next ride. My older daughter got the idea but my broken son didn’t. After leaving the restrooms and getting in the lines for the next ride, once we reached to end of the line and were about ready to board the thing, he would start grabbing his crotch and complaining about needing to go right then and there. Even though he wasn’t born premature I could swear the kid wasn’t done baking and could have used about 18 more years in the oven.

The twin four-year-olds we were with had better control over themselves.

Now before you go questioning if there is a medical issue I can assure you there isn’t. Well…. any issue there might be is purely mental (from his mother’s side).

Rating of Legoland California, of the 1/3 I saw of the park, would be 4 out of 5 stars.