“Hell No.”

Mr. Derick Kirk, an unclaimed soul, nestled himself upon a bar stool and gave a wave to the bartender.

The succubus came up behind Derick and took the stool to his right. She glistened and sparkled and gave him a big smile that showed off her wolf like incisors.

Derick cursed the mortal realm for the creation of the Twilight Universe. Ever since then, as young mortal’s starting making their way down into hell, the succubus started emulating what it was they thought was the ‘in thing’.

The succubus said to the bartender, “That drink is on me.”

As awkward and as fitting as it was to say Derick blurted out, “Hell no, go find some other fool you can buy off with a mere drink.”

She mockingly laughed, “You think I was only going to offer you a mere drink? Don’t take me for a fool.”

Waving at the bartender, “Never mind the order, I’m through.” And with that Derick got off his bar stool and exited out the tavern’s door aptly named ‘The Bottomless Pit’.

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I am “litterally” writing this the day after.

Okay, I admit it. I can see the repeated words and or poor word choice selections when looking at this the day after. So do I go up above and edit it? No, not really. It was a first draft (+ LibreOffice spellchecker) and in keeping with my sites motto “where life happens in the first draft” the answer would be no. I have nothing wrong with cleaning stuff up, but this site is meant to be a bit raw, so “suck it” grammEr nazi’s.

🙂