In light of recent political events that have taken place I would like to make the following proposition. No longer are we to use the euphemism of “Aunt Flow” to describe a woman’s natural biological process but instead use the phrase “Trumping.” Think about it. You could also swap out “she is tripping” with “she is Trumping.” I mean it’s a win-win. He enjoys the attention of being on the bleeding edge of our news media so why not? Also I believe that there is nothing more beautiful than the human body, why not should we not embellish in its exquisite and spectacularness.

If you agree with this idea then please help me and “Trump” this along.