Err…?

I’m not talking about a bear chasing you in the woods and trying to eat you.

That isn’t the world we currently live in.

The world we do live in is relatively safe.

Yes, you do experience weird dreams about giant rabbit squirrels trying to rip your scrotum off and… er… no?

It’s just me that dreams these things?

Anywho…

What I’m trying to say is that the average person is their own worst enemy, unless you’re a Dwight.

Because then you are a blight to humanity as a whole.

See what I did there?

I snuck that up Dwight behind you.

Tootles all

😛