Two days ago I exit a casual take-out dinner place and begin making my way to my car. As I approach, I notice an attractive woman getting into the car next to mine. It’s a mini coup. No big deal. I use my fob and unlock my car as the woman parked next to my car backs out. I get in my car, start it up, check my mirrors and notice that the woman keeps glancing at me as she is now stuck at the end of the row and unable to proceed. There happens to be a small traffic jam going on where some idiot goes down the wrong way and inconveniences everyone else with their sense of libertarianism.

So I get my seatbelt on and check my mirrors again and notice the woman, who is cute mind you, keeps looking my way. It’s a hot day and so I roll down my windows (I use the automatic mechanism button as I can’t recall the last time I had a genuine crank in a car) to allow the built-up hot air a chance to escape.

Traffic starts to thin again and now the woman starts to pull away but now has her own window down. She yells out to me. “I like your bumper sticker.” Being caught off guard, I give her a thumbs up and yell back “thanks.”

Did I mention she was cute?

Today, I walk out to my car and notice my 2020 election sticker is partially peeled off from my bumper. It wasn’t like that the last time I noticed.

I no longer have the peeling that she was that cute.

Tootles all.

😛