“Dave… can you help me????”

“I’m thirsty…”

“I’m hungry now…”

“How do I do this?”

* Things randomly get dropped on the floor

* Somebody tripping over other things

* Pencils breaking and not being able to use a manual sharpener with any kind of precision (Really? Your NINE years old)

* Placing pencil down on the keyboard haphazardly and wondering why their volume level suddenly went down to zero

I swear the only time I’m going to be able to find any time to write is if I call in sick from work.