June 13 2014

I feel all warm and squishy…

Like a gummy bear that has been in a persons pocket all day.

So in my comments section of my sight I just found my first one. Of course its spam but its still special in a de-virginizing sort of way.

Pauline
jasonchua.me/yx794x
Submitted on 2014/06/11 at 7:58 PM

We have decided to open our POWERFUL and PRIVATE website traffic system to the public for just a few days! You can sign up for our UP SCALE network with a free trial as we get started with the public’s orders. Imagine how your bank account will look when your website gets the traffic it deserves.

You know what, its right. I can imagine my bank account looking better with the traffic it deserves. Huh…

Oh and lookie… its from both Pauline and JasonChua at the same time. Now that’s love when two people double spam you like that at the same time. “Two people, one spam” uh… never mind.

( – Time out and now back – )

So my twisted sick little mind decided to google “two people, one spam” and guess what I found?

A neat little plugin.

https://wordpress.org/plugins/spammers-suck/

Thanks Mr. Internets!

 

 

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