As I’m writing about a fight between Mr. Kobayashi and a wolf, he is frantically throwing things at its face trying to deter it from eating him, and blindly grabs a hold of a tampon as part of his arsenal. I went into detail of how the wolf is chomping down and snapping at everything being thrown at him which includes the tampon. The tampon then adheres itself to the wolfs tongue thanks to the saliva. I created (or thought I created) the word “Tamponification” to describe the wolf choking on it. It turns out the word is real(?) and is being used as a domain name.

And I thought I was so S.M.R.T.